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I Wish I Had An Alien and Other Funny Poems for Kids Sterling Bradford

I Wish I Had An Alien and Other Funny Poems for Kids

Sterling Bradford

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Within these pages, youll find a boy who builds his sister from scratch, a pair of pants with an odd characteristic, a small town filled with smiling vampires, a house cat that wants to destroy the world, some cheese thats gone bad (as inMoreWithin these pages, youll find a boy who builds his sister from scratch, a pair of pants with an odd characteristic, a small town filled with smiling vampires, a house cat that wants to destroy the world, some cheese thats gone bad (as in rebellious), and several other funny and imaginative poems sure to delight both kids and adults. (Complete with wonderful illustrations by artist David Lee)I wish I had an alien,To love and raise as mine.I wish I had an alien,To play with all the time.I wish I had an alien,So I could have a friend.I wish I had an alien,I think Id name him Ben...Poems include:I Wish I Had An AlienFranken-sisterFancy PantsBeware the Child VampiresBoringFingernailsMy New Cell PhoneIm Talkin Bout BlistersBuccaneerDestroyer of our World (or House Cat)Fishing for StarsZombie RecessMy Alien FriendsBad CheeseBad Cheese Pt. 2: The Cheesening